I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
