I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Drake has all the answers
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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