I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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