im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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