No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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