whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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