People in love make me want to vomit
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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