He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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