But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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