I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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