Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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