Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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