Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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