Christians are straight up FREAKS
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
