its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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