Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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