you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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