my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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