You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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