She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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