i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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