You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You work out of a Hotel?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize
