found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How external is "for external use only"?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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