Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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