Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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