Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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