we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize