I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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