i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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