some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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