He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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