Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
