At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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