Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Never joke about your clitoris.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
