no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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