so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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