Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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