He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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