Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Even my vagina gasped.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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