he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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