its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
