I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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