The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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