why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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