I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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