Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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