I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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