Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
