Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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