He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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