Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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