Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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