You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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