why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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