Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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