i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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