If you die in college, do you die in real life?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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