its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I believe in your delicious
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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